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I was born a poor black child... hahaha ok, sorry had to quote some Steve Martin. I was born in the beautiful state of Colorado, where we are known for our Mountains, Skying, and for the beautiful town of South Park... little do people know, that Colorado isn't so beautiful, and well it smells.  Sure if you hit the right parts of the State it's great.  If you visit any of the mountian towns you're sure to have a good time.  But visit Greeley you are sure to step in cow shit... you can't even walk outside without smelling cow ass.  Unfortunately, I go to school in Greeley (thank god I don't live here all year).  I actually live about a half hour from the mountains, but I go to school at the University of Northern Colorado. I'm studying to be a PE teacher (i love sports!).
    I swim for the college. I've only been here for a year, but I had a blast.  The swim team has just moved to D1, and we are going to get our asses kicked (fun stuff).  But hey how am I to get better?  So this whole swim thing, I've been swimming for about 11 years now... but my first 6 years I sucked. I would say that I have become a better swimmer in the past 3 years. I swim everything but the breaststroke, cuz I have no breast, no that doesn't have anything to do with it, I just can't swim it. But I do swim the IM a lot (all the storkes). 
     Umm what else can I say.  I live with 3 other girls, in a nice apartment.  My roommates are Brittni, Cassie, and Lindsey. We all swim, well kinda, we were all swimmers last year. Yes so that is fun.
   Hmm what else, what else.... Oh oh oh I love comedy (who doesn't?) So I watch a lot of stand up, my favorites are Stephen Lynch and Eddie Izzard.  My Favorite show is the Kids in the Hall (awe much love) I will soon be working on a website for them. 
   Well if I think of anything else I'll post it, but I'm out of crap.
                  Take Luck!

"If You Think I'm Sexy"

Top Five:
1. Wrong Guy
2. Batman
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. Wayne's World
5. Better off Dead
1. The Beatles
2. Green Day
3. Blink-182
4. Weezer
5. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
1. All the Kids (Cheating)
2. Tim Robbins
3. John Cusack
4. Mike Myers
5. Edward Norton
Kith Sketchs:
2. Dr. Seuss Bible
3. Sizzler and Sizzler Bank
4. The Doctor
5. Daddy Drank
Please note I didn't add the Pilot Episode sketchs
Kith Pilot Episode Sketchs:
1. Polite Slaughter House Workers
2. Gay Son
3. Naked For Jesus
4. Do you love me
5. Regg (if you don't like this sketch you don't have taste!)
Kith Opening Sketchs:
1. Indian Drum
2. Night of the living Dead
3. Fat Man
4. Nutty Bunnies
5. I can't Play the piano
Favorite TV shows:
1. Kids in the Hall
2. News Radio
3. Arrested Development
4. Conan (does that count)
5. Mr. Show
Favorite Cartoons:
1. South Park
2. Fairly Odd Parents
3. Invarder Zim
4. Lilo ans Stitch
5. Drawn Together (when it was on)
more top 5 will be added